Hey, wolf butt. Choir girl. Get any ideas~?
Sharon, I hate you for liking this but then I just love you but I hate you but I love you… Ugh. -_- Just enjoy. (I hate this couple SO much)
Okay, so, it’s 6am, I haven’t slept in about 24-hours and I just learned how to make my boobs look even more awesome. I mean anyone who knows me, (Katie, Sharon) knows my boobs are pretty damn awesome on their own. (admit it. They do.) so, I’m on YouTube and find this video for making boobs look better. So, i decide to try it out (at like 6am in the morning) and bam! Totally works! I have even more-awesome-than-before, rocking tits like that one chick in the Major Boobage episode of South Park. So, in the words of Peter Griffin from Family Guy: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard! And they’re like “it’s better than yours!” Damn right! It’s better than yours! I can teach you but I’d have to charge!!
My sister is on her first period and I feel SOOO bad for her. *super sad face* But I’m still kinda proud.
Bitch please.This is what you get for laughing at me. Feel my pain!
Literally 5 minutes after I find out Obama supports same sex marriage:
Me: Hey, mom. Obama supports Gay marriage now.
Mom: What the hell is he thinking!? Is he just doing this for votes?! He’s an idiot! Grrr! Snarl!! Rant! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Me: Yeahhhh… You’re so right, mom. *bad poker face*
So, in conclusion…. I didn’t know my mom was against same sex marriage… And i’m dating a girl I really like… And I’m a girl… Awkward Penguin!!! ;D
President Obama SUPPORTS same sex marriage!!! :D I’m happy about it but just imagine how pissed the people who hate same sex couples are gonna be. ^^ Am I right?